Jagung water

What is jagung water?...go into yahoo and type ' malaysian english'....you will get: sweet corn water!...sorry, this morning I am going to degenerate into a rojak melange of two languages, its more fun this way! OK, now you want to know why I am talking about jagung water this morning. Apparently it can help dissolve.....???? oh, cant tell you so fast, you must read on. First how to get jagung water? take the jagung and put it in your left hand , then , with your right hand wring it lah!! or squeeze it if you are 'terminator l or 2 or 3', ...but sorry , terminator l and 2 is now the governor of California, so he is out, busy trying to save his state from bankrucy . You can , alternatively ask your husbands to help you squeeze it but ....he has his own jagung to squeeze, that one cant cure anything, not even a headache!!!...so no use..

Ok,ok, seriously...you cant eat raw jagung right? as chef Wan would say ( dont know who chef Wan is?....ah yah ( as Dr. Anne would say )....you never watch RTM? ....eh, 1 malaysia means you must keep up with whats going on here...not just watch CNN/BBC...ah yoyo ( as Samy Velu would say..hahah ).. put the jagung in a pot then add water, then boil lah! when the jagung sudah masak, the remaining water , is the jagung water ...ah yah, so easy also dunno. This is how we malaccans talk....

Please dont forget to wash your jagung properly ok? If you get stomachache, dont look for me. I am only sharing with you the goodness of jagung water. Now so what is the hype about this magic water?....eh, not magic,dont be so sarcastic, just god's gift to us, it helps to dissolve stones in your kidney and bladder. Dont quote me, I dont have scientific proof, so no harm done to try. However if you had swallowed a marble when you were 7/8 years old, a tonne of jagung also no use, sorry !

Let me share with you, PuiLin's recipe of bendir water to reduce blood sugar, works!!! so try it. If you want the secret recipe of this bendir water, go and bug Pui Lin.

Pity we cant drink WD40, that one can do almost anything except take the place of viagra!....but then again, how do you know?

OK, have to go do some damage to the credit card at KlCC, Isetan, my favourite store!, My husband will go upstairs to the budget section to see what he can find, then to the golf section to see if any golf stick..oopphs...golf clubs.. on offer to add to his already large collection of sticks!!!..win win situation..I am happy, he is happy.

Sheldon is going out with his cousin as he feels bored following us. Noel absolutely refuses to follow today. He came up with all sorts of excuses. If only I have girls.....bye. duty calls.