Saturday, August 29, 2009

HP of Micheal Jackson's doctors, anyone?

Now I can understand why MC ( Micheal Jackson ) needed so many drugs to go to sleep. No matter how I placed my tired body I just couldnt fall asleep on the plane. The eyes were so tired but the mind just wouldnt let go. If I had the HP of one of MJ's doctor I would have called him....ahhahah. Today is the 2nd day home and I am still feeling tired. It wasnt like this last time. Oh well, I know what you think , yes I am 43 going on 52. How can I forget? The body reminds me everyday. This part doesnt work well on monday, that part doesnt work at all on tuesday. Sometimes after walking a whole day I cant even see my ankle bones cos of water retention and limbs do go on strike ...hey! not funny. Why do you think there are so many pharmacist in mile 4 alone ? Its us,not so young people supporting them !

If I ask the traditional therapist, they will say...angin. Where did all that angin come in from? heheh...guess you all might have some idea but, seriously, why are we so windy? Its not like I have holes in my body or a vacumn pump sucking in air. Perhaps if I talk less, covered my ears with ear plugs and breathe only when necessary, less angin will come in, you think? . Everytime I go for a massage they say its the wind causing all that bodyache....I say damn the wind, go bother someone else for a change ! Go blow over Siberia and cool the ice so it wont melt. Go blow around the globe and keep the planet cooler. Go blow the UV rays away to Pluto ! Just stop bothering me.

Today I learnt from my Filipino massage lady that we shouldnt bathe at 6 pm and at 9 am. Why? Well that is the time the 'others' bathe. Dont laugh. Others meaning those we cant see. So I asked my maid whether Indonesians believe that to. Well, ....they do and for the same reason. 15 mins after 6pm or 15 mins after 9 am , ok, no worries. Just not at that time. Ripley's believe it or not. maybe we should ask the myth busters to find out eh? So you ask, what happens if you do take a bath at those 2 appointed time ?.....well your eyes pop out, your nostrils flare and fire comes out of your ears....hahahaha....of course not, dont be silly. You will feel ill or unwell and you may feel itchy. Not sure which ailments fitswhich time but thats the gist of it. Try and let me know. But you probably have to try several times if you have thick skin!! OK, gtg. Dinner time.

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