Where are my wellies?

my town is under water.... Help.... Really!!! We have so much rain that the town is becoming soggy.
There is landslides, mudslides, gushing water down the stairs and disappearing roundabouts. yeh! Water water everywhere nay a drop to drink. the roads have turned to rivers and the canal is under 1 foot of water.

My garden is like a pool, and soon my koi fish will be swimming on the grass. Tomorrow I have to run out to get floaters for my dogs . My patio was half covered with water this afternoon and my dressing table took a bath too. The rain was so heavy that if you are under 10 kg you will be washed away. Well, actually a car was washed away into the canal last nite just outside my house
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Now we can't go out unless you have a 4 wheel drive cos you can't tell where the road begins and where the drain ends. I was told
The roads in town are under water. Now this is very bad, very bad cos the town centre is by the sea. There are many new shops by the sea front. So now not only do they have sea view , sea front frontage , now they also have sea water inside.... Suppose to be funny but ...don't think anyone is laughing.

the rain is still pouring down as I write this. The rain will be around till next week. So put away your news shoes and take out those plastic slippers. Chinese new year will be wet wet wet. put away your stilettos cos it would only sink into the mushy ground. Not just the heels , mind you, but the whole shoe.... Hahaha.

I also have a 4 water features on the ceiling of my bedroom. When will this end? God please be merciful and stop the rain
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